Middle-aged geezer strides up, interrupting my viewing of a YouTube video about dogs who are scared of cats.
Geezer: It’s alright, don’t worry, I’m not gonna be here on the 29th anyway so it’s all hypothetical, but how much are they?
Me: 1) In the future, try saying “hello”. 2) I wasn’t worrying. 3) Clearly I’m busy, bore me never with your hypothesis. 4) How much is WHAT?! I may claim intuition as one of my finer qualities, but Derek Acorah I am not, presh.