Let’s keep this on a need-to-know basis.


Customer: Just a few enquiries. I can’t buy now, more just wanted to pick your brains, really. Because my wife is out shopping you see, and I wouldn’t buy tickets without her here, obviously. But you see she’s got her sister visiting from Chelmsford. She’s a nurse. The sister, not my wife. My wife actually works at Tesco —
Me: PLEASE stop flapping your chin slit! What show and when, that’s all I need from you. Whether your wife rubs chicken dippers on her fanny in the freezer aisle of Tesco for a living is really no concern of mine, presh.


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