FML

Standard

Me: What date are you looking to buy tickets for?
Customer: Dunno.
Me: Well the prices vary depending on the day, so have you got a few dates in mind?
C: You tell me.
Me: I’ve never met you before, I have no idea what your social calendar is looking like.
C: Fine, well let’s say we want to go some time in the next coming months.
Me: “Some time in the next coming months”? Thank you so much for your specificty. You might just want to take a seat whilst I set about searching all forty different productions, each with a minimum of four different price bands, each playing eight shows a week, every single day for “the next coming months”.

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