Money’s no object *fnar fnar*


Customer: What matinees have you got?
Me: Everything has a matinee on a Saturday, and it’s actually really busy today, have you got a budget so I can see what we have left in your price range?
C: Money’s no object.
Me: OK, but could you just give me an idea of your top end so I know what to look for?
C: Fine, say top end is £20 each.
Me: … “Money’s no object”? Sure sure. I suggest you make your way to the Peckham Plex cinema, £5 a ticket with maximum risk of stabbing. See you never.


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