Some mispronunciations that have irked me.

Standard

Customer: Do you have tickets for Miriam?
Me: Is there even the slightest chance that you might mean Matilda?

Customer: Have you got tickets for the Book of Normans?
Me: Get out.

P.S It’s PHANTOM of the Opera, not PHANTASMA of the Opera. Glad we cleared that up.

P.P.S I also have disproportionate levels of rage reserved for tourists who manage to pronounce Wicked as one syllable: “You got Wict?” – BUGGER OFF!

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