ATTENTION PARENTS: Please stop trying to rope me in to freaking your kids out with lines such as, “if you don’t behave, this lady is going to tell you off”… What? No I’m not! I specifically don’t have children because I can’t be bothered telling any one off. Do your own dirty work, man.
Also noted that I’m now “lady” and not “girl” anymore. How life slips away from us.