Wednesday, 5 September 2012 at 09:44


My boss recommended a dating website that she thought I should sign up for. After two hours spent filling out questionnaires and taking personality tests, I just received an email from them saying: “We have found your PERFECT match!” … It was a person who had managed to misspell the words ‘dining’ and ‘theatre’ in the space of one sentence. Needless to say, I’ve taken out a restraining order against the offender, and logged the dating website as “phishing scam”.


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