Wednesday, 29 May 2013 at 17:11

Standard

Customer: What would you recommend?
Me: My favourite show is Wicked.
C: Is that the one about the green witch?
Me: Yeah.
C: I can’t watch that because she looks exactly like a friend of mine who is a complete bitch. Ruins the mood for me.
Me: You have a friend who has green skin?
C: Something like that… Don’t worry, I’ve changed my mind.

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