Thursday, 12 July 2012 at 17:11

Standard

Oh here’s one that just never gets old.

Customer: Hi there! We’re from America!
Me: Yes. I had gleaned as much from the baseball cap, fanny pack and vacant look in your eye, but do please continue.
C: We were wondering if you could tell us which of the shows is set in America? Because we only want to see something where they talk American, otherwise we won’t understand it.
Me: You do realise we are currently conversing perfectly well in English, yes?
C: Yeah, but we’re not refined like y’all so we’d rather just stick to American stuff.
Me: Well my little lady liberty, with all due respect intended etcetera, if you only want to “stick to American stuff”, why not go the whole hog and just “stick to” staying in America?

Anyway. They bought Sunshine Boys in the end. Danny DeVito, yadda yadda yadda, dollars and dimes, blah, trash can, blah, side walk, blah, home of the free, blah blah BLAH.

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