Saturday, 15 September 2012 at 12:03

Standard

Customer: Ah ‘scusey, Hard Rock, where I find?
Me: As in the restaurant?
C: No. Like fancy clothes, and all the fancy things. Hard Rock.
Me: Are you trying to say Harrods?
C: Yes. Hard Rock.
Me: Get on the tube to Knightsbridge.
C: Naps Chips?
Me: Knights. Bridge.
C: Nappy Cheaps?
Me: Knight. S. Bridge.
C: Nasa Chidge?
Me: OK. I’m over you now. Next!

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