A man approaches without any greeting, or eye contact whatsoever.
Customer: Ghost. Tell me about it.
Me: What is it you would like to know?
C: *Sniggering pompously* Uhh… Well, the obvious!
Me: OK. It’s a musical based on the 1990 smash hit film of the same title. It had gross worldwide box office takings of $507,600,000 and it featured Whoopi Goldberg, who, incidentally, doesn’t have any eyebrows… Now, is there anything slightly more specific you might like to ask me?
C: You are so rude.