Monday, 25 June 2012 at 14:31

Standard

A man approaches without any greeting, or eye contact whatsoever.

Customer: Ghost. Tell me about it.
Me: What is it you would like to know?
C: *Sniggering pompously* Uhh… Well, the obvious!
Me: OK. It’s a musical based on the 1990 smash hit film of the same title. It had gross worldwide box office takings of $507,600,000 and it featured Whoopi Goldberg, who, incidentally, doesn’t have any eyebrows… Now, is there anything slightly more specific you might like to ask me?
C: You are so rude.
Me: Ditto.

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