Monday, 2 July 2012 at 10:28

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To the Australian man who just said: “Are you sure War Horse is sold out? Couldn’t you at least make the effort of checking your little computer system for us?” – Trust me when I say you just came within inches of having your grotty havaianas inserted in to your smug, bronzed rectum.

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