Monday, 13 August 2012 at 19:44

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A drunk man just came in to my shop and shouted, “SHITTY SHITTY BANG SHIIIIIIT!” in my face, covering me in his whiskey spit in the process, before proceeding to boot one of my signs over. He then slumped to the floor and started sobbing, as TV’s Denise Welch walked in and bought tickets to see Thriller. All in a days work.

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