Friday, 23 November 2012 at 15:56

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The shop I’m working in today isn’t equipped with a toilet, so I just had to nip out and queue to use a public one. Cut to: a girl of about 8 years old standing behind me, leaning forward and resting her head on the small of my back for about 30 seconds. It felt like 3 years. On the awkward scale, it rang in at 9, with a 10 being catching your mother masturbating.

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