Friday, 19 July 2013 at 12:52

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Oh my em effing christ! A Chinese tourist just sneezed and her saliva/snot hit me just under my right eye! Aka MY FACE! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?! She is wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt which makes it SO MUCH WORSE! Please just cover your mouth you wretched swine! It’s too hot. I just can’t.

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