Wednesday, 30 November 2011 at 10:31

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My day so far *updated*: Phil Mitchell lookalike leers over the counter, most definitely breaches the invisible boundary of ‘My Personal Space’ and asks…

Phil Mitchell: Bit of a weird one Darlin’, but where can I find the nearest Escort Agency?
Me: Can you just stand in that exact spot for uno momento whilst I extend and retract this shop awning please… ?

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