Thursday, 26 April 2012 at 19:45

Standard

Customer: How’s it looking for Wicked tonight?
Me: I’ve got some dress circle seats left at 31. 
C: Right. 31. And that would be the… Umm… Price?
Me: No, that would be the amount of dwarves performing oral sex on you as you watch the show… Yes the price, you mealy mouthed pillock.

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