Thursday, 15 December 2011 at 16:01

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THERE IS NOTHING THAT GIVES ME QUITE SO MUCH CAPS LOCK INSANE RAGE AS SOME SCRUBBY LITTLE PRICK WALKING PAST MY SHOP, WHERE I AM SAT ALONE STARING AT A COMPUTER SCREEN, AND SAYING: “CHEER UP LOVE”… HOW ABOUT, CHOKE! WHY IN GOD’S NAME WOULD I SIT HERE ALONE FOR 8 HOURS SMILING? I WOULD HAVE TO BE MENTALLY UNHINGED. AND ASIDE FROM THAT, JUST BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN, IT DOESN’T MEAN MY SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO SIT HERE LOOKING JOVIAL AND COMELY IN THE HOPES THAT A MAN MIGHT CATCH A GLIMPSE OF ME AND THINK I WOULD MAKE A GOOD WIFE. I HOPE YOU STEP IN FRONT OF A BENDY BUS SO THAT I CAN WALK PAST YOUR CRIPPLED FORM AND SAY: “SMILE DARLING, IT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN”… LET’S SEE HOW SMUG YOU ARE THEN, YOU SHIT WAND.

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