Monday, 2 April 2012 at 18:44

Standard

Customer: How much is Billy Elliot tonight?
Me: I just have premium seats left at £80 per person. 
C: So how much for one ticket?
Me: £80. 
C: And how much for 4 tickets?
Me: Well £80 x 4, so £320
C: And how much is it for 1 ticket?
Me: Are you joking with my absolute life you utter CLART! EIGHTY POUNDS you dog!

Today needs to die.

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