Customer: How much is Billy Elliot tonight?
Me: I just have premium seats left at £80 per person.
C: So how much for one ticket?
C: And how much for 4 tickets?
Me: Well £80 x 4, so £320
C: And how much is it for 1 ticket?
Me: Are you joking with my absolute life you utter CLART! EIGHTY POUNDS you dog!
Today needs to die.