Friday, 30 December 2011 at 13:17

Standard

Customer: What are the opening times of all shops around Oxford Street for New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Day and the 2nd of January?
Me: Attention to everyone in my mile long queue snaking around Piccadilly Circus and up on to Regent street: You’d all better take your genuine custom elsewhere, this gobshite and I are going to be here for quite some time… *MicroTurn

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