Friday, 13 April 2012 at 13:44

Standard

Customer: Two for Lion King tonight please.
Me: I don’t have any tickets, it’s completely sold out I’m afraid.
C: So how much?
Me: Um, I don’t have any tickets babe…
C: Yeah, so how much then?
Me: How much for the imaginary tickets that I don’t have? Two Unicorns and a blow job.

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