I was just approached in the street by a visibly unhinged chap who, rather aggressively, posed the question…
Unhinged Chap: Who would win in a fight; The Taliban or The Tigers?
Me: I haven’t got the foggiest.
Unhinged Chap: *Incredulous pause* Oh sorry, you just look like a person who knows about war.
He then sauntered off, taking the stench of urine with him.