Thursday, 20 October 2011 at 11:54


Me: Just to confirm, that’s two tickets for War Horse at 7.30pm on Wednesday 26th October.
Customer: 26th October. Would have been my Mother’s birthday. If she wasn’t dead, that is… But she is dead.
Me: Oh.
C: But what I mean is, if she was still with us…
*Awkward silence*
Me: Oh right. That’s… Sad.
*More silence*
Me: Still, nice way to spend the day. I mean, it’s a great show so… That’s… Nice.
C: She would have been 96.
Me: Oh I see… Well, I hope you enjoy the show anyway.
*Even more god damn silence*
Me: Um. Next please! Please for the love of God, who’s next?


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