Sat minding my own business when a big, burly, cockney geezer approaches…
Cockney Geezer: My cousin’s next door, so keep your voice down, but I reckon he might be a queer. What shows you got that queers like?
C.G: Shhh, he’s coming, don’t tell him I said anything!
The cousin departs after a brief chat.
C.G: So what d’you reckon, definitely a queer aint he?