Monday, 11 July 2011 at 15:12

Standard

Man on Street: Where’s Tesco?
Me: Nearest one is in Covent Garden.
MOS: How far is that?
Me: About 10 minutes walk.
MOS: What? No that’s too far.
Me: *Silence*… OK.
MOS: Where can I buy a can of drink?
Me: Turn right just here, there’s a newsagents.
MOS: Is it cheap?
Me: Average.
MOS: How much is a can of drink?
Me: I don’t know.
MOS: Just have a guess.
Me: £1.
MOS: Thanks for nothing.

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