Monday, 10 October 2011 at 18:37

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Customer: How much will it cost me in a taxi from Angel to Dulwich?
Me: Narinda bought 2 apples at 42p each, a bottle of water for £1.29 and a throbbing dildo for £12.99 – what was her change from a £20 note? … I dunno. I sell theatre tickets.

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